drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

liamdryden:

Man ruins Game of Thrones with series of novels full of spoilers

the-altar:

HAR!

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

image

It’s so freaking cute.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

eternaldisneymagic:

disneysnowprincess:

carriethestorymaker:


"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

This is my favourite gifset of all time

*claps forever*

ohmygosh this is too cool

eternaldisneymagic:

disneysnowprincess:

carriethestorymaker:

"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

This is my favourite gifset of all time

*claps forever*

ohmygosh this is too cool

(Source: snowwhties)

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

themunchkym:

As a hearing person, it is so important to educate yourself on deaf culture, particularly the complex issue that is cochlear implants.

It is a dividing discussion in the Deaf community (there’s even two different signs to use depending on whether or not you support the implants) and something you really should spend some time thinking about if you have ever seen one of these videos. (x)

bogleech:

hitlervevo:

my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

Your social studies teacher sounds like an insensitive, bitter sociopath who couldn’t grasp the complexity of love or friendship and was quite possibly a sort of shadow-lizard wearing a human skin.